Howdy! Matthew. 18. Perth, Australia.

pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

attack-on-stupid:

kurotokyo:

So we ask Pizza Hut to write a Black Butler Quote on our box right:

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And what the fuck do we get??!?!?!

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"Maybe watch a better anime"


WEll you know what Fuck You Pizza guy!!!!

pizza guy knows whats up

foreveralone-lyguy:

Are you fucking kidding me he’s also going to be in Guardians of the Galaxy

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johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

chickensandwich:

cuntakinte:

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

lunuh:

i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

wow

in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

ok:

ok

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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