Howdy! Matthew. 18. Perth, Australia.

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

slapdancing:

Goals

conventionalvampire:

nowgiveusakiss-a:

Teenagers don’t like parties

Teenagers like the great British bake off

it true

allteensrelate:

having self confidence issues likeimage

mind-b-l-o-w-i-n-g:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT WHY WASN’T I INVITED

clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

turntechgoddamnit:

where da party at

saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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minishcap:

can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

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starkidwhoavengedhogwarts:

if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.

toocooltobehipster:

"hey can i look at your phone?"

"yeah one min"

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firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

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