Howdy! Matthew. 18. Perth, Australia.

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icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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Anonymous asked: Is your dick hard?

20daysofjune:

no but life is

oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener

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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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yugioh4adults:

taekoyashuiro:

yugioh4adults:

wana fite me

you dont wanna make me……. use my sharingan………

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ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

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